Happy Father's Day

For all the Fathers out there...

"According to my dad, he had a really tough childhood. He had to walk twenty miles to school in five feet of snow, and he was only four feet tall." - Dana Eagle

"I'm a grown woman, but my father still thinks I know nothing about my car. He always asks me, "You changing the oil every 3,000?" "Yes, Dad. I'm also putting sugar in the gas tank. That way my exhaust smells like cotton candy." - Mimi Gonzalez

"You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. And it's not like they don't continue shopping; they just somehow manage to find new, old clothes. Every father is this fashion time capsule. They should be on a pedestal, with someone next to them going: 'This was 1965.'" - Jerry Seinfeld

"I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him $100 and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier." So he bought a present for my mother." - Rita Rudner

"My dad asked me, 'Stuey, have I been a good father?' I said, 'Dad, you're the best; why do you ask?' He said, 'I wanted to make sure the way you turned out is your fault.'" - Stu Trivax

"My dad is not real bright. But I love the guy. We go into this trophy shop because my basketball team won second place. We were in this shop, and there are trophies everywhere. My dad looks around and goes, 'This guy is really good.'" - Fred Wolf

"If you ever want to torture my dad, tie him up and right in front of him, refold a road map incorrectly." - Cathy Ladman

Everyone have a great week!